BREAKING NEWZ PRESS CONFERENCE:
if u know anything about the whereaboutz of manzcoin #28, plz contact me immediately. i will be offering a bounty for any promising leadz.
stay up to date on any breaking developmentz:
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it has been 1 week since the prestigious announcement of manzcoin & the tremorz r bein reverberated throughout the cryptocurrency space. the coin has correctly been hailed as the next gr8 thing in crypto & the savior to the inevitable collapse of the global financial system. w/ so much already accomplished in such a short amount of time, i wanted to catch everyone1 up to speed on the developmentz as well as preview some thingz to cum…
24 coinz sold. private presale 4 accredited investorz ending thur 4/19
this will be ur last opportunity to purchase manzcoin at an absurdly low price (email email@example.com 4 private presale oppz). after thursday we will be holding official initial coin offeringz at specific prize pointz. we will also be holding a few flash salez (the first of which will be on friday 4/20 – chilllllllllll).
the manzcoin ledger is updated.
u can keep track of the current ownerz of manzcoin via THIS link. remember, thankz to our zero proof of knowledge privacy feature, ownerz can choose how to be listed on the ledger depending on the level of anonymity they require.
a manzcoin w/o an official coin certificate is worthless.
every manzcoin is accompanied by a coin certifiicate. this is ur private key & ensurez the validity of ur coin & investment. if u purchase a manzcoin on a secondary black market make sure it is a certified coin.
manzcoin is not a “golf ball marker.”
it is absurd that i would even have to clarify that such a statement is ridiculous & yet here we r. a manzcoin is to be hodld. to be fondld. to be placed in cold storage 4 safe keeping or placed as a hood ornament on ur lambo. it is not to be some vehicle to remember where ur ballz r. in fact, if u think manzcoin’z “killer app” is as a golf marker, id argue u never had any ballz to remember in the 1st place.
tell ur favorite companiez they need to accept manzcoin.
4 manzcoin to truly topple existing financial institutionz we will need to establish the coin as a medium of exchange. plz tell ur favorite businessez on twitter that if they aren’t making arrangementz 2 accept manzcoin, they will be left in the dust in the same way email rendered the pony express nothing more than an excuse 4 men to dress up like government workerz & ride horsiez.
the government is already trying to crack down on manzcoin.
i received notice that the government has intercepted packagez containing manzcoinz & r already in discussionz to regulate it. this of course bodez well 4 the currency–they r tryin to squash it only bc they feel threatened by it. but this also meanz there will be more unforseen roadblockz. stay vigilant & protect ur manzcoinz at all costz. civil forfeiture is a real thing we all saw it on john oliver that one time & manzcoin could be next if u dont watch out.
up to this pt all manzcoin purchasez have been facilitated through peter thiel’z “venmo for old ppl” & i would prefer to transact in cryptocurrenciez if possible. to incentivize purchaserz–i will offer a $5 fiat discount on the current price of a manzcoin 4 those who pay in bitcoin (or potcoin/titcoin).
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