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on april 11, i birthed manzcoin into this world & changed the crypto game forever. as we all know, manzcoin fever spread like the bubonic plague & the 69 coinz were sold rapidly.

since then, h8rz have began crawling out of the woodwork to try to take us down. my former behind-the-scenez colleague charles ver tried to backstab me with the release of manzcoin cash, a dumb idea i immediately rejected. then mcdonaldz released the “maccoin”–a total physical shitcoin that shared way 2 many similaritiez 2 manzcoin 2 be a coincidence.

none of these attackz truly threatened the sanctity of manzcoin & our position atop the physical crypto mountain, but it did get me thinkin about scalability issuez. manzcoin has performed incredibly as a store of value, but w only 69 made, it was not deliverin as a medium of exchange. manzcoin holderz & fondlerz have wisely placed their coinz in freezing cold storage and have been rewarded 4 their investment handsomly & beautifuly.

but 4 manzcoin 2 truly revolutionize global currency & exchange, we need more userz & we need more coinz…

thus MANZCOIN LIT🔥 was born. it’s the same gr8 manzcoin technology, but with a silver finish. the silver, to manzcoin’s gold, if u will.

let me be clear, manzcoin lit does not diminish manzcoin or deplete itz value. they r complimenting currenciez. you hodl ur manzcoin, you trade & exchange ur manzcoin lit.

if u r interested in purchasing a manzcoin lit, simply email me at

if you own an original manzcoin, you can purchase one manzcoin lit at a discount ($15.69+S&H). anyone new 2 the manzcoin family (or manzcoin ownerz wanting more than one manzcoin lit), can acquire one for $20.69+S&H.

the future of manzcoin is here & it’z lit🔥🔥🔥





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l8 last nite my phone, dmz, and mentionz were ringing off the hookz as manzcoin nation alerted me 2 the newz that the shitty ass fast food chain mcdonaldz would be mining their own physical cryptocurrency, “MacCoin”

The Collectible MacCoin is First Fully Food-Backed Global Currency

“the 1st fully food-backed global currency” sure as hell soundz a lot like “the worldz 1st physical cryptocurrency”… we r less than 1 sentence into this press release & ive already deployed a spanish armadaz worth of lawyerz to pen the ultimate cease & or be deceased letter 2 ronald mcdonald himself

To celebrate the 50th anniversary of the Big Mac, McDonald’s today unveiled the MacCoin, a limited edition global currency* backed by the internationally iconic Big Mac that fans across the world can get their hands on starting August 2 to share, collect or redeem.

geee, “MacCoin” sure does look a like “ManzCoin” doesnt it? hmmmmm. also, cant wait 2 see what fine ass print is accompanying that aestriks u hedging lil punkz

Beginning at lunch time on August 2, customers can receive a MacCoin with the purchase of a Big Mac at 14,000 participating restaurants across the U.S., while supplies last.

“while supplies last” is just a high falutin way of saying MacCoin is a deflationary currency w sound monetary fundamentalz. sound familiar??? also–nice work limiting ur new currency 2 14,00 storez. manzcoin shipped 2 prestigious ownerz across the globe, regardless of location

Starting on August 3 through 2018, customers can redeem their MacCoin for a free Big Mac at participating McDonald’s restaurants in the U.S. and in more than 50 participating countries.

oh how cute… the economistz at mickey deez nutz had the novel idea 2 establish their precious maccoin as both a store of value & a medium of exchange

More than 6.2 million MacCoins will be distributed globally in more than 50 countries while supplies last. These commemorative coins feature five unique designs, each representing a decade of the Big Mac. 

6.2 million maccoinz, huh? it’z as if u guyz looked at the total supply of manzcoinz and bitcoinz, split the difference, & then thought ud be crowned the king of fuckin austrain economicz. well i got newz 4 u, ronald: u aint shit. ur the ripple of fast food chainz. i know ppl say imitation is the sincerest form of pattiez, but the only frozen beef i want w/in a 10 mile radius of me is my own cloned & cryogenically frozen cock preserved until my current 1 fallz off from 2 much porkin’. get bent, u big footed clown

*MacCoin has no cash value and is only redeemable for one free Big Mac at participating McDonald’s restaurants through 2018.

ohhhhh there it is. the fine ass print. ya no shit ur lil currency has no cash value, u idiot mcflurry muncherz


now look, a lot of u r wonderin how i could let somethin like this happen. as i said, litigation is already underway & we r gonna sue these assholes until that pink goo they inject into their nuggetz starts oozing out of their ears, but 4 the sake of transparency, i feel like u should know the full story…

since learning about this story, i asked my security & surveillance teamz 4 the footage of my manzcoin officez over the past month. after reviewing the tape, i discovered somethin truly shocking that took place while i was at my las vega$ mansion hosting the gambling olympicz






thatz rite–late in the evening on july 10th, my manzcoin officez were broken into by none other than the fucking hamburglar himself. more like the manzburglar, now. apparently this zoro lookin motherfucker got a taste 4 the manzcoin and broke into my officez 2 steal a few of my early manzcoin prototypez as well as hard copiez of the manzcoin whitepaper 2 bring back 2 corporate so mcdonaldz could launch their own rival physical crypto.

but here’z the thing–i cut u fuckz red handed. literally red handed. cute mittenz, bro.

with a press release littered w verbiage lifted directly from the manzcoin website & pornographic evidence of a mcdonaldz employee w a history of kleptomania, the gun is billowing w smoke.

ill c u in court mccy d’z. im cummin 4 everything. the 6.2 million maccoinz. the billionz of customerz served. the disgusting playpitz. even those fucking parfaitz. u fucked up and now itz all gonna be mine. THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY




And The ManzCoin Winner Is…

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last week i announced a contest 2 giveaway 1 of the remaining manzcoinz & now it is time to announce the winner…

congratz 2 Chittay Reid from the epic fantasy league & production studio, the IFL (…u r now the proud owner of manzcoin #60. they submitted the video posted above, sufficiently proving how manzcoin would change their league & their livez 4 the better.

rumor is the coin will go to the winner of an upcoming poker tournament, effectively makin it the largest prize pool 4 a poker tournament of all time. keep us posted on the winner so we can update the public privacy ledger accordingly…


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ManzCoin Telegram:
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Updatez: 1 Week Down

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manzcoin™ nation,

it has been 1 week since the prestigious announcement of manzcoin & the tremorz r bein reverberated throughout the cryptocurrency space. the coin has correctly been hailed as the next gr8 thing in crypto & the savior to the inevitable collapse of the global financial system. w/ so much already accomplished in such a short amount of time, i wanted to catch everyone1 up to speed on the developmentz as well as preview some thingz to cum…

  • 24 coinz sold. private presale 4 accredited investorz ending thur 4/19

    this will be ur last opportunity to purchase manzcoin at an absurdly low price (email 4 private presale oppz). after thursday we will be holding official initial coin offeringz at specific prize pointz. we will also be holding a few flash salez (the first of which will be on friday 4/20 – chilllllllllll).

  • the manzcoin ledger is updated.

    u can keep track of the current ownerz of manzcoin via THIS link. remember, thankz to our zero proof of knowledge privacy feature, ownerz can choose how to be listed on the ledger depending on the level of anonymity they require.

  • a manzcoin w/o an official coin certificate is worthless.

    every manzcoin is accompanied by a coin certifiicate. this is ur private key & ensurez the validity of ur coin & investment. if u purchase a manzcoin on a secondary black market make sure it is a certified coin.

  • manzcoin is not a “golf ball marker.”

    it is absurd that i would even have to clarify that such a statement is ridiculous & yet here we r. a manzcoin is to be hodld. to be fondld. to be placed in cold storage 4 safe keeping or placed as a hood ornament on ur lambo. it is not to be some vehicle to remember where ur ballz r. in fact, if u think manzcoin’z “killer app” is as a golf marker, id argue u never had any ballz to remember in the 1st place.

  • tell ur favorite companiez they need to accept manzcoin.

    4 manzcoin to truly topple existing financial institutionz we will need to establish the coin as a medium of exchange. plz tell ur favorite businessez on twitter that if they aren’t making arrangementz 2 accept manzcoin, they will be left in the dust in the same way email rendered the pony express nothing more than an excuse 4 men to dress up like government workerz & ride horsiez.

  • the government is already trying to crack down on manzcoin.

    i received notice that the government has intercepted packagez containing manzcoinz & r already in discussionz to regulate it. this of course bodez well 4 the currency–they r tryin to squash it only bc they feel threatened by it. but this also meanz there will be more unforseen roadblockz. stay vigilant & protect ur manzcoinz at all costz. civil forfeiture is a real thing we all saw it on john oliver that one time & manzcoin could be next if u dont watch out.

  • bitcoin bounty.

    up to this pt all manzcoin purchasez have been facilitated through peter thiel’z “venmo for old ppl” & i would prefer to transact in cryptocurrenciez if possible. to incentivize purchaserz–i will offer a $5 fiat discount on the current price of a manzcoin 4 those who pay in bitcoin (or potcoin/titcoin).

4 more up to the minute newz about manzcoin–including the upcoming flash salez–u can follow me on the subsequent platformz:

get paid get laid,

the manz

The ManzCoin Public Privacy Ledger

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Sup homiez,

We will keep a running list of all the prestigious ManzCoin ownerz in this space, provided of course that they want their identity to be known. If not, they can decide whether to be listed as “ananymous” or a pseudonymz of their choosing…


  1. Pete Manzinelli aka The Manz (Genesis Coin)
  2. Ryan Hodgez (Website Design Block Reward)
  3. Doug Polkz
  4. Buzz Aldrinz
  5. Jonny Balez
  6. Adam Levitanz
  7. CSURam88z
  8. Josh Hermzmeyerz
  9. 22jasin22
  10. Joseph “Glass Joe” Glass
  11. Johnny Ringoz
  12. Johnny Ringoz
  13. C.D. Carterz
  14. Mike-Gross-024.96
  15. PopularFFWriter
  16. Barry Noyce
  17. Barry Noyce
  18. @DTC_JohnMoeser
  19. @DTC_JohnMoeser
  20. Pat Kerranez
  21. Nick Papagiorgio
  22. Jake Jelsonez
  23. anon
  24. anon
  25. kv_smoove
  26. Matt Blairz
  27. Daj5mg
  28. Hasan Rahimz (HACKED)
  29. Rummy Manzinelli
  30. Jake Kuykendallz
  31. Vic Banghet
  32. Vic Banghet
  33. Vic Banghet
  34. Vic Banghet
  35. Joshua Bergeronz
  36. International Fantasy Leaguez
  37. Mike Leonez
  38. Jeff Boskiz
  39. Matt Freedmanz
  40. Aaron Jonez
  41. Barry Noyce
  42. Barry Noyce
  43. Barry Noyce
  44. d’River
  45. Ben Overzetz
  46. Scott Fishz
  47. Jake Jelsonez
  48. Johnny Ringoz
  49. Johnny Ringoz
  50. Johnny Ringoz
  51. Johnny Ringoz
  52. Justin Herzigz
  53. Grizzly Adamz
  54. Rob Y.
  55. -Night King-
  56. winter is coming
  57. James McCuez
  58. John Suttonz
  59. Dave Kitchenz
  60. Chittay Reid / IFL Studios (AIRDROP GIVEAWAY)
  61. _Coffee4Closers
  62. Kansas Chittay Curt
  63. Wyoming
  64. Wyoming
  65. Sammy Reidz
  67. Pete Manzinelli aka The Manz
  68. A Texan



Manz PO Box:
Pete Manzinelli
P.O. Box 66283
Auburndale, MA 02466